Oh my gawwd but like what if we had glow in the dark nipples that were like all diffrent bright ass colors ….omg but what if when guys got a boner it also glowed in the dark.. omg !!!
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But the other day i was in detention and some loud girl was like ooh its hot in here and the teacher says WELL MAYBE IF YOU WOULD STOP TALKING….DAYM….HOT ASS BREATH!!!! …it was fabulous
The other day i told my teacher that for p.e. they make us do square dancing and line dancing for like a month and she litterally sat down and apologized to me and told me no person should ever go through that and thenln she continued to tell everyone in the class that…
At school today a business looking person asked me if i had the time and i was...
h0odrich: It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class I told this to my teacher and he just said well played and walked away
h0odrich: It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
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danisnotonanyflatbread: Wait. So we have the final episode of SPN next week and the final episode of Doctor Who next week? hahaha ohgod tumblr’s gonna be fun #IF NEXT WEEK DOESN’T END ME THEN WE CAN DEDUCE THAT I AM IN FACT IMMORTAL #DEAR GOD #WE ARE HELL
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spoken-not-written: eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan: mamalalonde: gigglesandfandoms: mamalalonde: not everything is related to fucking doctor who. not everything is related to fucking sherlock. not everything is related to fucking homestuck. not everything pertains to… You dont like it then get off the post (*-*) ….oh wait you made it…LOL FANDOMS RUINING TEXT POSTS ONE...
So there’s this guy in my art class and he likes to disturb everyone sitting around him by telling us about what hes experienced during him doing sex and drugs or watever and i sit next to him and this other guy whos really cool ,quiet,& cute and he talks to me because he knows i get really uncomfortable& so we both wont have to hear those stories … and so one day the other...
So my two sisters are watching a movie on the laptop and i guess the movie ended so im mindin my business when all of a sudden i haer one say ” you wanna see fights on YouTube” and a little later the other says “dont leave cus at 3 o clock imma rape you” ….there my older sisters …wat…i dont even…dafuq!
jawnn-locked: adiostoreadontcare: turntechtier: jawnn-locked: turntechtier: jawnn-locked: the okay gatsby the mediocre gatsby the you could have done better gatsby the terrible gatsby The -you did great but not oscar award winning great- gatsby The oh shit he gonna fuck you up Gatsby
deanwinchesterprays: Castiel squinting (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
heathyr: i buy porn for you because i love you
rhydonmyhardon: “Sit up straight” no why can’t I sit up gay you close-minded shit
itsbetterthananal: im 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already
ostracizedpoodle: i wasn’t this gay before i got tumblr
So this guy passed by me and did the cross with his hands thing and started...
fricksatmywindow: my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity
queefito: one time in 5th grade i was in pe and i was really nervous because my crush was there and he looked at me and i sighed and a loud fart came out at the same time
i-joined-a-fandom-and-then-i: I love how Sam asked “Is that a devil’s trap?” As if you haven’t seen a hundred devil’s traps in your lifetime, Sam.
kingcroacus: googlehomie: hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either
castiali: “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I NEED PIE. MY BOYFRIEND IS SUPER MAD AT ME AND HE LOVES PIE”
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaalek: the fact that cas still wears his tie backwards keeps me going in life
assstiel: waitress: “funny and cute…” cas: “yeah yeah, but do u have pie?”
Jingle Bells: SUPERNATURAL Version
dean-is-rapunzel: Angels and humans having babies? Cas in the bunker and buying pie? I FEEL LIKE WE JUST STEPPED INTO A FANFIC
thoughtbinge: the best part about writing is watching someone read it the worst part about writing is watching someone read it
brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
Oh my gawd MY BROTHER CAME HOME AND MY DOG STARTS WHINIng AND HE SAID...
xekstrin: I bet you think you’re really smart, huh? I bet you think you’re clever, punk! WELL GUESS WHAT! -strokes your face- you are you are and I love you
floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
grimmyismine: teatattoo: more than half of this boyband has chest tattoos i think we can stop calling them a boyband now #manband
carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: mspgay: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive You spelled “suck” wrong. ??????????????????????????????? i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so expensive ????? ...
casteilnovak: whothefuckiscas: so apparently misha called a fan’s friend to wish her a happy birthday. that’s really sweet of him but i don’t think he realises that by doing stuff like that he’d most likely cause a stroke on the poor girl. i mean girl: *picks up phone* hello! misha: hi this is misha collins and i’m just calling to wish you a happy birthday girl: A+ gif useage
toxic-ponies: omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
arthurdentistry: boredsociopath: Mycroft why would you release a psychopath after he scratched your brother’s name all over his prison cell walls Like Did you think it was a different Sherlock ‘Oh I thought he was obsessing over Sherlock Wederhousen. He’s rather popular with the ladies.’ Mycroft what even
winchesturf: that part of that fandom that gives the rest of us a bad rep